If you get offended by music then may I suggest a white noise machine

Paperless offices and WFH eating their lunch

Fiddling with their knob

Done

Sadly some of them are republican

Wait, you guys get phone calls?

Not yet

Maybe one day he’ll climb into his Telsa, hit the stage 69 autopilot button and fly back to Mars where his people are from

Just say no

Never forget

Just one question I want to ask

Seth Rogen has proved he is the reverse Midas

M Night Shyamalan’s Fight Club: Now with More Daddy Issues.

Best take 🏆

Dog food

I thought Boris was a case of a UK wide comb shortage

Is that a threat? Come at me nintenbro

I wish I had that kind of foresight

Today I typed in sudo to see if I still felt anything and there were no updates to any repositories. Sometimes you stare into the void long enough to play nethack

He’s my favorite zombie CEO and we’re gonna ride dune buggies on mars because I said he was a cool dude on the 'net. We call it the 'net, me and Elon