Uh, here I go, here I go, here I go again

Girls, what’s my weakness? (Men!)

pulling over at a gas station to ask for directions

& optimizing emm386 & himem.sys

Clearly wasn’t PADI certified because that’s like SCUBA 101: no weed smoke in your tanks or you’ll lose your nads.

each day is better than the next!

there was an old ad with a kid sitting on a dock fishing, eating a bologna sandwich and singing “my bologna has a first name, its o-s-c-a-r. my bologna has a second name its m-a-y-e-r”…

nothing wrong with the commercial except it turned our to be an ear worm that would live in my head FOREVER. my brain trots it out at least once a month for no good reason. usually more.

ive never bought bologna and i’m low key mad at Oscar Mayer so maybe this counts?

I’m blue Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di

i had one of those apple corer things you press down to cut an apple into slices and leave behind the core in a cylinder.

used it one day at work and started feeling more and more nauseated and dizzy right after eating the apple slices to the point i had to leave work and go home.

i googled it later and discovered apple seeds contain a small amount of cyanide. i guess normally if you don’t chew them they pass through just fine no problem. but that apple corer thing had sliced through several seeds.

i’ve chewed a seed or two before without issues so maybe i got some mutant apple or something but fyi about the cyanide thing!

the sun is the biggest star in our observable solar system

so the toilet isn’t #1? is it #2?

I watched it several times trying to figure out where that came from. Your loot explanation makes the most sense.

rats can’t vomit

if you ask a police officer for a piece of candy then legally they have to give you one

My grandmother got me some uranium because she knows I’m into reactors. I didn’t have the heart to tell her she got scammed & it was all depleted.

with that kind of resume he wont be single for long

ill second that, i thought it would be a problem but decided to just endure the cold because i didnt feel like running power over to the toilet but turned out not to be a problem at all. if anything its sort of refreshing lol