The blue bird was the last thing they had left

"Thanks for deleting my boss, I am now fired and we have more time together! cough to look for jobs to apply cough

Pretty girl is fluffingly fluff

Why am I so dirty minded 💀

Horny: Pee Nut Butter

This went from Domino’s to Domiyes’s

Reject smartphones, buy a N O K I A

cutely breaks the sound barrier

I’ve been playing a vintage game for 2 years and i didn’t even know? gosh

Now you can hear music while you type messages and make mistakes because you were paying attention to the lyrics instead of the actual message!

Wait… So ssbm is vintage? Oh gosh, time sure is fast

I think it didn’t come with yarn. Check what distro is it running: cat /etc/*-release

Same but with the skull emoji 💀

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Same here. I have so many useful and great posts and even memories there. I wish I hadn’t but I can’t lose them.

Why is this so relatable for me lol

Fuck spez, fuck spez fuck spez! Fuck spez. Fuck spez?

I have a Russian friend and no matter what, i can’t make him understand he is believing in propaganda. He says he wouldn’t want to betray his whole family. I hope someday he understands.

On reddit i usually was 1 hour a day, now I’m 3/4 on kbin. Imo it’s more entertaining than reddit

Same here