Soon to be followed by Russian women mysteriously falling from windows

That’s cool, never seen one of those. What part of the country are you in?

We must protect the haddock at all costs!

Not knowing the history (and the article doesn’t delve into it), how did Hamilton fuck up their finances so bad that these are now their only options?

In New Zealand, we call them Pukeko. Cool birds, and their babies are super cute fluff balls with giant feet

Ring a ding ding baby

But there’s Cash Prizes!

Damn, that looks nice

Now you too can live in a small box for only the cost of your life savings and every dollar you earn until you die!

And free toilet paper

I’ve been using Jerboa for a few days, seems good so far. Lean and functional

Rise and shine! Or else…

It’s wild that you would need to write laws to ban book bans

Goddamn it, that’s hideous. Imagine being late for an important appointment, you finally get to the building, run through the lobby to the elevator and then…