CarrotsHaveEars

All those dangling function bodies… and there come the garbage collector.

I hate them too but they are just trying to eat and breed, just like us. So kill them with mercy.

You want a dic pic now? You know, try to make it up to you?🤔

Your boss became your girlfriend, now wife?

Nah, she finished off the monster with a Wing Chun one-inch punch.

Reading the first sentence of your post: I dispise you.

Read to the end: I love you.

Some religion believes that a soul can reincarnate into non-human anmals such as pigs. Or even inaminate objects. If a soul gets whipped in hell it can vanish.

So at least we now solved the underpopulation problem.

And do you know that some non-human animals can upgrade to humans or even gods if they consume holy food/drinks, or ‘charged’ by holy relics such as sacred stones?🤭 Yeah, that creates new souls!

When knowing a rejection is destined, I would rather disappear and see the crush be with someone else. A hope which has been shot down is a scar for life, whereas an attempt never made painfully warms my heart forever.

I made a very generous donation to Krita a week ago, which was $10. They seemed happy about it.

Thanks a lot for your idea! I’m thinking of drawing a version where the ‘smart’ ghost suggests go through the door and get the key. The key dropped on the floor inside, and the two sitting on the floor outside again, frowned and not knowing what to do.

I might be selfish for saying so, but if anyone set up their mind to run anything on a 32-bit system after 2038, they must care enough to compile themselves, right? Any binaries compiled today will be EOL by then.

Never have I had more than one sex partner.

Never have I had sex with more than one person, simultaneously.

I think it looks correct now.

And considering they are already picked up, we should rotate panel 3 by 180 degrees.

Have you heard of vacuum decay?

I know, right? They barely make consumer grade products that last nowadays.

Where can I claim the money that is equal to the number of upvotes of my comments?

Stupid! You should tell it to write the test cases first and follow TDD!

‘AI, write the test cases for my project! No! You stupid computer! This isn’t testing the features correctly! Ah, no! You’re now just printing the string “PASS”!’

Garfield die

Hahahaha!