But what if you’re not happy? Not only do you get to stay sad, but you have smarmy assholes like anon here giving you shitty platitudes about how you’re failing to be happy despite all these “beautiful reasons” everywhere.

I guess some people don’t really have much going for them.

If you think you’re the funny one then you’re probably the mean one, laughing at other people’s expense. Those that laugh with you secretly hate it, but don’t want to get on your bad side. I also note that OP makes no mention of either or not there are any friends in her life to actually help. It’s a bit like saying you always stop to feed every needy elephant you see on the street. I too go out of my way to pet the sad giraffes.

Listen, there’s nothing to be happy about here.