We promise you won’t be dealt with first, maybe second or third, but not first!

It’s also fun to tell someone that you paid more in taxes than they made in a year.

Well of course, he’s talking about the War of Palestinian aggression. Where his ancestors fought against the Palestinian incursions into the peaceful Israel South to stop his people from being oppressed and their way of life radically altered, if not extinguished! They would have won it if not for the blockade and Emancipation Proclamation.

They all do too, except for Judas, we know he uses inches.

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They’ll just add iodne, pluverize it, and sell it to people to shake on their fries.

JD Vance approved!

Or Cunt

I don’t think many Lithuanian Gay Cougars are soulless gingers. 🤔

Second best monolog in that movie. The Desert Eagle vs Replica scene is still my favorite.

You’re in the clear my man. It is well established that penises smaller than 3 inches are low priority for the transmission viral and bacterial infections from sexual contact. Sex workers are trained to release STDs or not, much like a snake can withhold venom when striking. /s

Seriously go get tested and wrap it next time.

Center bottom is all wrong. Should be this:

No, the rats have to be poor. Rich rats would find a way to help him out.

Even the Maiar know the rules of the road.

A more perfect union, that can establish justice and domestic tranquility. One that provides for the common defense, promotes the general welfare, and secures the blessing of liberty for ourselves and future generations.

You can’t pick up chicks in a tank!

And the SCOTUS just ruled that companies can murder 2 9/11s worth of employees annually.

Per quarter or just in general?