There should be a religious test for politicians.

If you’re too religious, you should not be a politician

i guess he’s not a very good schwimmer

b) out of all the places to land, it lands precisely on top of a hospital in precisely a way that kills as many people as possible.

didn’t it land in a parking lot? in the pics of the npr article it was at least a building-length away from the hospital

There is no dark side in the moon, really

Matter of fact, it’s all dark

Big Pharma is finding new ways of claiming your drugs really do cost $30,000 per dose

Here’s a nice big one just south of Daytona Beach

https://www.google.com/maps/@29.0625058,-81.0461691,1579a,35y,359.1h,44.09t/data=!3m1!1e3?entry=ttu

“I’m going to finish my term as leader and…"

{ 47 seconds of silence }

"I’m going to finish my Senate term,”

new name: Dick Rub

yep, radio telescopes send data this way, thats how SETI@home got the Arecibo data

coming soon: Fee Listing fee

No TV and no beer make Homer something something

amazing!!

That would be Alemmynium in British English

I just went and gilded a bunch of fuck u/spez posts with gold I apparently had but never bought

Yes, if one of those stars blew up 389 years ago, we’d see it next year

390 light years away

As galactic scales go, that’s really close

Section 3. No person shall be a Senator or Representative in Congress, or elector of President and Vice-President, or hold any office, civil or military, under the United States, or under any State, who, having previously taken an oath, as a member of Congress, or as an officer of the United States, or as a member of any State legislature, or as an executive or judicial officer of any State, to support the Constitution of the United States, shall have engaged in insurrection or rebellion against the same, or given aid or comfort to the enemies thereof. But Congress may by a vote of two-thirds of each House, remove such disability.

The argument is “PReSiDenT isn’T mEntIoNeD sPeCiFIcALLy!!1!”. Does President take an oath? Are they “elected to office”? Then yeah, the President is an officer.

FTFY: The internet really only has one thing you can’t ban. Pussy.

For me, it’s failing trying to log into Lemmy.world

Look at the images, the redactions are perfectly shaped, no way that was done with a marker.