Are you having a stronk?

Where is your asshole??

There once was a girl, PeachyArielle,
Whose curves cast a tantalizing spell.
With a sweet, juicy treat,
Her ass was elite,
A feast that could tempt you to dwell!

Which is in Ethiopia

Need a hand?

Remind me, where am I going to be waking up tomorrow?

I see room for another dick

Let’s make it happen

In my pants

At least 0. Maybe more

Twat devils are my new fetish

Love and a good ass-eating is all you need

Bring your wife. Do both simultaneously

Hello In New, I’m daddy.

Now get on your knees.

Why do you have a giant bag of rice in your room?

Seems sus

My wife would high five me when I told her 😏

Spiderslut is definitely my newest fav!

Does the Pope shit in the woods?

I can help you get off. As for getting you out…you’re on your own there