• @zxqwas@lemmy.world
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    46 days ago

    Stop using wood furniture. Don’t live in wooden houses and make sure to demand a plastic straw next time you have a burger and there will be less profits.

    • @Maggoty@lemmy.world
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      25 days ago

      Hi there, I’m just wondering does Shell pay well? I was thinking of moving over to them after the Soros and Koch checks dry up post election.

      • @zxqwas@lemmy.world
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        15 days ago

        No, not really. But you can feel good about saving trees. You also get an xmas allowance of assorted seabirds dipped in crude oil that makes for a very cozy fire place.

        • @Maggoty@lemmy.world
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          15 days ago

          They aren’t still alive though right? I’m sure I could sell them on eBay or something. Oh well, at least Coca Cola is always paying.