• Count Regal Inkwell
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    2 days ago

    Hey

    They didn’t just thrust spears

    They also thrust their “spears” into their battle-brothers

    Greek soldiers were SUPER GAY.

    What I’m saying is – If a lost hoplite ever found themselves in the 21st century, alllllll you’d need to do. Is point them to the nearest gym. They’d bond with the local queer gymbros and IMMEDIATELY feel right at home.