Several years ago, in my twenties, I was at a friend’s house and he had just finished making a batch of snickersoodle edibles. They were only about the size of a quarter. He told me to eat half of one. “Dude it’s tiny as fuck.” I pop the whole thing in my mouth.

Some time later the only thing I remember is just being on the couch petting the dog and hearing someone walk in and say “What’s up with Kolanaki?” “Oh, he ate an entire snickerdoodle.”