“I feel happy! Happy! Hap-” thud

“Thanks for that.”

Lords of the Fallen follows suit with Dark Souls. There are no lords and literally nobody falls. 😔

Gender had an effect on stats in the original?

“The roach, of course, is called so because it resembles a cockroach.”

“What the fuck? This guy’s outta his mind… A joint roach doesn’t look anything like a fucking cockroach!”

Justin might be inside that guy, tho.

“They lied! This gum tastes like cilantro!”

Flick my bean instead of jack my meat.

Must be a malfunction in your visor.

Shouldn’t the holy protection of the Pope just kind of cancel that shit out? 🤔

Learning that diamonds are actually kind of common and wouldn’t be worth nearly as much if not for De Beers was a slap in the face harder than discovering quicksand wouldn’t be as much of an issue in my adult life as cartoons I saw as a kid made me think.

Just add “fuck” to your search and never see the AI overview again.

The fugly character models needed to be redone BADLY, too.

I kinda wonder what the NPCs in that one village part of a quest that mimics Shadow Over Innsmouth look like in the remake… They’re supposed to be fugly 🤣

He’s the Annoying Adoring Fan. You get him as a prize for beating all the arena challenges.

Now, the trailer said they recorded/added new lines specifically in the context of giving different races more unique voices compared to the original; what I want to know is if they redid this dude’s at all simply because the version of him in Starfield went super hammy with it and it was fantastic. Even better than the character in the original Oblivion (despite being the same VA). It would be dope if they re did it just to give him that same energy he has in Starfield.

And that’s about the only good thing I can even say about Starfield.

Elon Musk’s feelings have been hurt by people hating his guts. Poor little tyke. 😔

Yeah, that’s what I mean by the Age of Dark. Being the Hollow Lord ushers that in. The timeline was only looping because undead would keep re-linking the flame, and basically resetting time to keep Gwyn and the other gods in power. By not linking the flame, it is assumed the world just continues on into the new age, the age of dark. Which, I don’t think is literally dark, given that darkness is what represents humanity. It’s more like LOTR, and how Elves and magic were leaving so that human kind would be dominant.

The thumbprint and facescan reader on my phone straight up says that it’s not necessarily good enough to distinguish me from family members (especially if we look similar, which we do) when you go to set it up, so I’ve pretty much never used either.

“What happened to you, Jamie?”

“I was robbed… It was awesome!”

I think progressing into the Age of Dark is only muddied by the game mechanics of NG+. It is really sold in DS3 that the Age of Dark ending is the canonical one, and that it does not loop, but somehow most people think that it loops too, because of NG+. I feel it’s more that Fromsoft is just smart with the game design, and they didn’t want to lock players out of NG+ if they chose that ending.

You do see a dark soul in that scene. It’s what he’s been using as paint.