Lotta people being stabbed while pooping.

Just have your SO wear some Spock ears 🤷🏻‍♂️

I am the spirit of Lemmy. 👻

It’s an actual platform. It’s basically FOSS discord.

I got one this morning. I can’t believe Nicole is actually an alien.

Do you mean local like within my own city or regionally/by country?

Countrywide: Hotdogs are the first thing I think of when I think “American food.”

Statewide (California): The sour dough bread bowls at the San Francisco wharf are amazing as fuck.

In my city: The best thing here are taco trucks. There’s even a whole dedicated parking area for a bunch of them to gather downtown called “Grub Hubs.”

Now think about how much worse they would drive if they had to switch their concentration from the road to the transmission.

Picard: Shoot them.

Sisko: Shoot them.

Janeway: Shoot them.

Kirk: Fuck them.

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Oh, and one more cast member shocked me: Ringo Starr. Yes, Ringo fucking Starr is in this film, playing a Mexican—badly. Specifically, a Mexican gardener with aspirations of becoming a Catholic priest. Yes, I can’t believe it either.

I am going to have to check this movie out for this fact alone. That just sounds comically bad and I need a good laugh.

I’m not even sure what games I play anymore that were made by American devs other than Battlefield and The Finals (not even that; Embark is Swedish apparently). Most games I play recently are from Canadian, European or Japanese developers. I like simulations, and games with depth; and these generally are more commonly made by European devs.

But they’ve got actual proof of aliens! You checked the link right? Holy shit. I can’t believe alien penis looks like that.

Literally came in here to say Downsizing. Great premise ruined by being nothing but a not-so-good romcom.

Most jobs I’ve worked at, everything not related to the job is NSFW. But then again, I’ve never had an office job. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Bungee jumping.

I didn’t even want to do it to begin with, I just got in the wrong line for the big waterslide at Manteca Waterslides and said “fuck it, why not?”

Hated it. And this was in a special location, with a giant air bag under you. I can’t imagine base jumping from a bridge or on the side of a mountain of something. 😨

I know a thing or two about video games.

If this game was developed with trade secrets, those secrets weren’t really secret. It doesn’t do anything a bunch of other games in the genre do, except for being melee centered and medieval themed.

So many good ones from Picard. From yelling at Starfleet Cadets about what it means to wear the Starfleet uniform when they were in a trial trying to figure out the cause of an accident due to performing a banned stunt, to defending Data’s rights as a sentient being. I can’t even choose any one specific monologue, because every monologue given by Picard is just muah! 🤌

The only thing I continue to play Valheim for is the building system and the aesthetic. Because the actual combat and stuff is jank and the number of enemies that constantly spawn is frustrating (I swear to God, even with mods that make the no-spawn zone around your base bigger, the constant trash mob dwarves make it impossible to settle down and just build).

The building system is really fun, as it requires you to think about structural integrity while also having smaller bits to do really gnarly architectural designs that a lot of other block-based builders don’t have.

Nobody cares if bats take the coins people tossed into the wishing well/park fountain.