World ain’t fucked up outside of America. What fun is playing cyberpunk in a literal utopia? 🤷🏻‍♂️

So just Chicago?

Walmart.

Amazon.

Google.

Oh… You just meant the products… I was thinking bigger. I would buy the brand itself.

I love two things about DARE:

1. Their mascot was an anthro lion.

2. They did more to get kids ON drugs than they did to get them OFF drugs.

We don’t have summer in Cali. We have fire season.

me dressed as Shere Khan for my role in The Jungle Book my class did in 6th grade

“It wasn’t a phase, mom!”

I think I am okay with cockchafers hitting me in the face instead of chafing my cock.

or hired a ghost writer

Isn’t that the entire point of hiring a ghost writer?

First it’ll be the seats. Next they will remove the floor. Now it’s one of those dangling roller coaster rides without rails! 😃

Hell yeah, Parliaments. 🤘

“Fuckin’ hell… I don’t remember plantin’ that!”

🎺🎺🎺💀

Granted.

Slavery is never abolished because Rickshaws become the new main mode of transport.

I have no faith that Hollywood will be able to actually capture the soul of the game’s world and story. It’s gonna be full of exposition.

“Why do you call it that?”

“Because it burns and Satan will stab your dick with his pitchfork if you enter.”

Daniel Shaver was white. He also attempted to obey the contradictory orders given to him by the cop that killed him. Didn’t help him.

“I’m not one to consort with robit kind. No siree.”

It’s a trick! This is actually a four-dimensional roll of tape, and the starting point is ∞!

I am a dog. I like to play games. I also like to eat food and hump things. Would you like to play games, eat food and hump things together?