over_clox@lemmy.world to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world · 1 day agoIf you could add, remove, or alter one single bodily function, what would it be?message-squaremessage-square80fedilinkarrow-up138arrow-down14file-text
arrow-up134arrow-down1message-squareIf you could add, remove, or alter one single bodily function, what would it be?over_clox@lemmy.world to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world · 1 day agomessage-square80fedilinkfile-text
I’ll start by saying that I’d get rid of the need to shit. I’m pretty sure everyone can agree that it’s unpleasant.
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·edit-220 hours agoShitting feels good… I would just alter it so it doesn’t smell bad, tastes like brownie batter, and isn’t toxic.
minus-squareover_clox@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·20 hours agoExcuse me, I just farted. What the fuck did I just read? 😂🤣 Our dog is named Brownie, I’m not in any hurry to taste his batter. Anyways, free upvotes for everyone today 👍
Shitting feels good… I would just alter it so it doesn’t smell bad, tastes like brownie batter, and isn’t toxic.
Excuse me, I just farted. What the fuck did I just read? 😂🤣
Our dog is named Brownie, I’m not in any hurry to taste his batter.
Anyways, free upvotes for everyone today 👍