Consumers are eager to fill up their stockings, even if they don’t have the means to do so.

  • @AVincentInSpace
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    356 months ago

    born too early to explore mars

    born too late to own a house on earth

    born just in time to finance a pizza from Domino’s

    • @mosiacmango@lemm.ee
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      106 months ago

      You would own even less on mars.

      You can bet muskrat is going to make air, food and water a subscription service.

      • @AVincentInSpace
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        116 months ago

        yeah fair. mars is gonna be exclusively for rich people who can delude themselves into thinking they’re getting a better experience in literally any way than a 19th century peasant

        let’s change that to “born too early to fight in the water wars”

          • @AVincentInSpace
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            6 months ago

            I figure I’m safe. I’m gen Z, I’ll be at least 30 by the time they start drafting people