Consumers are eager to fill up their stockings, even if they don’t have the means to do so.

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    11 months ago

    born too early to explore mars

    born too late to own a house on earth

    born just in time to finance a pizza from Domino’s

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      11 months ago

      You would own even less on mars.

      You can bet muskrat is going to make air, food and water a subscription service.

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        11 months ago

        yeah fair. mars is gonna be exclusively for rich people who can delude themselves into thinking they’re getting a better experience in literally any way than a 19th century peasant

        let’s change that to “born too early to fight in the water wars”