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minus-squareAVincentInSpacelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up35·11 months agoborn too early to explore mars born too late to own a house on earth born just in time to finance a pizza from Domino’s
minus-squaremosiacmango@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up10·11 months agoYou would own even less on mars. You can bet muskrat is going to make air, food and water a subscription service.
minus-squareAVincentInSpacelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·11 months agoyeah fair. mars is gonna be exclusively for rich people who can delude themselves into thinking they’re getting a better experience in literally any way than a 19th century peasant let’s change that to “born too early to fight in the water wars”
minus-squareivanafterall@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up2·11 months agoAre you sure? Careful what you wish for.
minus-squareAVincentInSpacelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·edit-211 months agoI figure I’m safe. I’m gen Z, I’ll be at least 30 by the time they start drafting people
minus-squarepan_troglodytes@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down1·11 months agoair tags - rfid chromacolor tags indicating how long until you have to pay your air taxes.
born too early to explore mars
born too late to own a house on earth
born just in time to finance a pizza from Domino’s
You would own even less on mars.
You can bet muskrat is going to make air, food and water a subscription service.
yeah fair. mars is gonna be exclusively for rich people who can delude themselves into thinking they’re getting a better experience in literally any way than a 19th century peasant
let’s change that to “born too early to fight in the water wars”
Are you sure? Careful what you wish for.
I figure I’m safe. I’m gen Z, I’ll be at least 30 by the time they start drafting people
air tags - rfid chromacolor tags indicating how long until you have to pay your air taxes.