EinatYahav to politics @lemmy.world • 5 months agoLawmaker introduces anti-cannibalism bill after seeing prank showlawandcrime.comexternal-linkmessage-square56fedilinkarrow-up1193arrow-down14
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minus-squarepeopleproblemscakelinkfedilink13•5 months agoShe was upset because Washington legalized human burial without preserving the dead? So, hold up. Are they worried that if you don’t preserve the dead they turn into zombies or something?
minus-squarebillwasherelinkfedilinkEnglish4•5 months agoOnly if you embalm them with Worcestershire sauce.
minus-square@theneverfoxlinkEnglish3•5 months agoWhat, do you think the funeral industry mutilates corpses and soaks them in chemicals just for enormous profit? Don’t be a conspiracy theorist.
minus-squarepeopleproblemscakelinkfedilink2•5 months agoIt’s definitely not a perfect business model, what happens if people stop dying, or all people are dead?!
minus-square@Soggy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink2•5 months agoThey oppose anything that challenges cultural norms.
She was upset because Washington legalized human burial without preserving the dead?
So, hold up. Are they worried that if you don’t preserve the dead they turn into zombies or something?
Only if you embalm them with Worcestershire sauce.
Give your meat a good ol rub!
pink…eye…
What, do you think the funeral industry mutilates corpses and soaks them in chemicals just for enormous profit? Don’t be a conspiracy theorist.
It’s definitely not a perfect business model, what happens if people stop dying, or all people are dead?!
They oppose anything that challenges cultural norms.