• Jo Miran
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      502 months ago

      My wife when we first moved to Wyoming: “What a pretty and dainty bird. What is it?”

      Me: That’s a Magpie.

      Magpie: *bathes in blood as it feasts on the flesh of a dead elk*

      My wife:

      • Yardy Sardley
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        252 months ago

        Magpies are the bird equivalent of that person everyone thinks is hot as long as they don’t say anything

        • @Pringles@lemm.ee
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          42 months ago

          Fuck, maybe that’s why my wife calls me a magpie, but also tells me to shut up sometimes. (I like shiny things)

      • Ugly Bob
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        2 months ago

        You picked a Hitchcock frame as a meme and didn’t go for one from Birds. Shame!

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        • Jo Miran
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          72 months ago

          I went Birds first but didn’t find one that really fit, hence Psycho.