• Jo Miran
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    502 months ago

    My wife when we first moved to Wyoming: “What a pretty and dainty bird. What is it?”

    Me: That’s a Magpie.

    Magpie: *bathes in blood as it feasts on the flesh of a dead elk*

    My wife:

    • Yardy Sardley
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      252 months ago

      Magpies are the bird equivalent of that person everyone thinks is hot as long as they don’t say anything

      • @Pringles@lemm.ee
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        42 months ago

        Fuck, maybe that’s why my wife calls me a magpie, but also tells me to shut up sometimes. (I like shiny things)

    • Ugly Bob
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      2 months ago

      You picked a Hitchcock frame as a meme and didn’t go for one from Birds. Shame!

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      • Jo Miran
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        72 months ago

        I went Birds first but didn’t find one that really fit, hence Psycho.