oh damn. i’ve never met a troll this brazen about putting words in my mouth.

i would say i never said that, but that would mean continuing talking to you for a nanosecond longer than necessary, so whatever, sure. i do that because i’m secretly working for the russian government to keep someone loyal to putin in power here in the states. there, i admitted it. go tell all your friends the conspiracy theories you believe are real and leave me the fuck alone.