@Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml • edit-24 days agoSince America is bringing back kings what other kind of stuff is on your medieval wishlist?message-square248fedilinkarrow-up1396arrow-down124
arrow-up1372arrow-down1message-squareSince America is bringing back kings what other kind of stuff is on your medieval wishlist?@Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml • edit-24 days agomessage-square248fedilink
minus-squareCount Regal Inkwelllink9•edit-23 days agoChaperon hats. Oh oh oh oh oh oh! JOUSTING! We can do it with motorcycles this time instead of horses! OH ALSO Private Military contractors should begin to dress like crosses between clowns and noble-knights again. (hours later addendum) Bowing as a form of social greeting. We REALLY missed a beat when we didn’t bring this back when COVID made people afraid of getting too close to each other.
minus-squareWilfordGrimleylinkfedilinkEnglish3•3 days agoI watched the Knights of Valor (full contact jousting troupe) perform at the Glengarry Renaissance Fair a month ago. It was the most exciting sporting event I have ever seen. I want it normalised in arenas where the knights have sponsorships and good insurance.
minus-square🔰Hurling⚜️Durling🔱linkfedilink1•2 days agoIf I recal, only lords or people from royalty where able to not only afford the armor but they where the only ones who could compete… So the jousters would be congressmen right?
minus-square@ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.onelinkfedilinkEnglish3•2 days agoI support this idea as long as peasants get to bet on the outcome.
Chaperon hats.
Oh oh oh oh oh oh!
JOUSTING!
We can do it with motorcycles this time instead of horses!
OH ALSO
Private Military contractors should begin to dress like crosses between clowns and noble-knights again.
(hours later addendum) Bowing as a form of social greeting. We REALLY missed a beat when we didn’t bring this back when COVID made people afraid of getting too close to each other.
I watched the Knights of Valor (full contact jousting troupe) perform at the Glengarry Renaissance Fair a month ago.
It was the most exciting sporting event I have ever seen. I want it normalised in arenas where the knights have sponsorships and good insurance.
If I recal, only lords or people from royalty where able to not only afford the armor but they where the only ones who could compete…
So the jousters would be congressmen right?
I support this idea as long as peasants get to bet on the outcome.
[sicko voice] Yes. HA HA HA. YES