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  • partial_accumen
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    242 months ago

    As a nod to the history of the location, they should serve a Fascist Pizza. Now we just have to figure out what type of thickness and toppings it has.

    • @Squizzy@lemmy.world
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      242 months ago

      Whatever the toppings, put all of them on one slice and then eat it before it goes out. Blame a foreigner for eating it.

    • @Rolando@lemmy.world
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      132 months ago

      they should serve a Fascist Pizza

      You just get an empty box, and if you complain they beat you up.

    • mozz
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      102 months ago

      It’s just bread and cheese, no sauce. And the cheese is underdone. And all the toppings aren’t on the pie; they’re just pushed all together in one corner of the box, and someone stepped on them.

    • PhobosAnomaly
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      32 months ago

      There’s a 2016-spec “gammon” joke there but I’m too slow today to come to with anything decent.

    • Skua
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      32 months ago

      Several twiglets tied together with spaghetti

    • @cadekat
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      02 months ago

      It’ll be the best god damn pizza you’ve ever tasted, but if you ask for anything besides Hawaiian, you disappear forever.