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minus-square@barsquid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink13•2 months agoMy favorite one is the Christian student against the professor. “Gluons aren’t real because you cannot see them. Actually it is Jesus holding atoms together.”
minus-square@gentooer@programming.devlinkfedilink3•2 months agoAs someone who had to simulate the strong force, this actually makes a lot of sense.
minus-square@ulterno@lemmy.kde.sociallinkfedilinkEnglish3•2 months agoIf I were the professor, I would be fine as long as the student were to tell the definition of a Gluon when I asked them to define “Jesus”. A name is a name is a name. CC BY-NC-SA 4.0
minus-square@LordCrom@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink2•2 months agoBut then you could break Jesus if you smashed into him with enough force.
My favorite one is the Christian student against the professor. “Gluons aren’t real because you cannot see them. Actually it is Jesus holding atoms together.”
I can’t see Jesus…or God…oh wait!
As someone who had to simulate the strong force, this actually makes a lot of sense.
If I were the professor, I would be fine as long as the student were to tell the definition of a Gluon when I asked them to define “Jesus”.
A name is a name is a name.
CC BY-NC-SA 4.0
But then you could break Jesus if you smashed into him with enough force.
Don’t threaten him with a good time…