Honestly pretty wholesome by 4chan standards…
Also, what a Freudian slip from Cock’s friend
“Hey, Cock. What’s your real name?”
“Dick”
“Last name?”
“Andballs”
“We changed it after the war!”
I had a friend in highschool who was given the nickname “Boner”. I know his real name but I’ve never used it. I still refer to him as boner now, 15 years later.
How did he get that name? Was there… an incident?
Of course there was, we were immature high schoolers in the early 2000’s. Long story short, he got a boner while smoking weed in a car with 4 dudes.
I know a guy called Carlin Cox. I thought I was clever saying things like, “Mr. Cunts” “Mr. More than one Cock” etc.
Some dude the other day said, “Carlin! Carglin. Garglin cocks!”
All three of us were doubled over laughing and I was mad at myself for never thinking of it. It was right there!
I was called “quarter machine” and kids kepts trying to shove coins down the back of my pants during 6th grade camp after someone pantsed me the first week in.
Supervillain origin story for the ass pennies guy
You think you’re better than me? Oh, you’re not better than me. You handle my ass pennies every day. You pick up my ass pennies for good luck. You throw my ass pennies in fountains and make wishes on them. You give my ass pennies to your little daughter to buy gumballs with. You handle my ass pennies every day. All of you! You ALL handle my ass pennies! Oh, I’ll laugh at you before you can laugh at me. Because your pennies have been in my ass.
“Do you know why they call me Mr Moneypenny?”
Now I kinda regret my username for fucks sake
Sure ya do CockHorizon. Haven’t seen you since highschool… Still single?
As awkward teenager at a party :
“hey Mike, go ask Emma if they like me.”
“OK… Hey Emma, do you like Cock?”
- “Nah, not much.”
- “Lool, are you a lesbian then?”
- “No, I just loathe that stupid friend of yours.”
U still talk to ppl from hight skool
…yes?
Do dey cal u cock
what does a rooster say? “cocka doodle doo”
what does a retarded rooster say? “doodle doodle cock”
what does a gay rooster say? “any cockle doo”
