A knight notices their horse is tired and leaves it at the stables, instead fighting on foot.

Where are the pawns? WHERE ARE THE PAWNS!?

Edit: This needs additional explanation. What was the order of the moves and how did you interpret them.

“Pawns join in class solidarity and rise up against the oppressive monarchy.” ❌
“One grain of rice in A1” ✅
“Kings pawn cracks its egg and becomes a queen.” ❌
“Castle with the enemy rook.” ✅
“All previously played moves get played again.” ✅
“White queen has a mental breakdown and enters an emo phase for the next 6 turns” ❌
“All pawns undergo mitosis. One of them had a mutation and promotes to a knook.” ❌

There are two additional queens from nowhere, while no kings are present. That wasn’t in any move.

This is not reddit. We have standards.

Can you please share the list of moves you did? I hope that this gets in the top 7 or that you do in anyway

Every piece rotates 78° clockwise

Trap card is triggered and unleashes Blue-eyes White Dragon.

The skip button is added to b5 from “stanley parable ultra deluxe”. If pressed additional 7 comments got played.

Kings decide to come out of hiding, and come out at the same time holding hands and rainbow flags

Pawns killed in step 1 rise up as the zombies from plants versus zombies

GDI construction yard deploys G4

White queen has to choose between meeting a king or a bear.

♞f3+ (knight to f3, check)

pick whichever knight. since there aren’t any kings, just create one so that it is checked.

Black gets a licence to crenellate and installs walls and cannons around each of their rooks

“That’s a rock not a rook, where did the rook go?! Oh shit!”

Bomb to d5 (similar to bomberman logic, bomb is kickable when you try to move into it and has three blocks explosion size, the bomb explodes three turns later)

e8=K+