Rapidcreek@lemmy.world to politics @lemmy.world · 4 months agoNo, JD Vance did not have sex with a couchapnews.comexternal-linkmessage-square47fedilinkarrow-up1105arrow-down118cross-posted to: nottheonion@zerobytes.monster
arrow-up187arrow-down1external-linkNo, JD Vance did not have sex with a couchapnews.comRapidcreek@lemmy.world to politics @lemmy.world · 4 months agomessage-square47fedilinkcross-posted to: nottheonion@zerobytes.monster
minus-squareTropicalDingdong@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up86arrow-down2·4 months ago No, JD Vance did not have sex with a couch Sounds like something some one who had sex with a couch would say.
minus-squareFuglyDuck@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·4 months agoThat was what he said. To get out of child support payments. Those poor little footstools are gonna have a hard life when they become chase lounges. Especially because they’re ugly.
minus-squareEmpathicVagrant@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·4 months agoWon’t someone think of the ottoman?
minus-squareFenrirIII@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·4 months agoOk, raped a couch. I doubt it could consent.
Sounds like something some one who had sex with a couch would say.
Technically it wasn’t sex.
That was what he said. To get out of child support payments.
Those poor little footstools are gonna have a hard life when they become chase lounges.
Especially because they’re ugly.
Won’t someone think of the ottoman?
The eyeliner helps though.
Ok, raped a couch. I doubt it could consent.