cross-posted from: https://slrpnk.net/post/11960564

In addition to Vance’s connections, the many of the authors who were appointed to government positions during the first Trump term mean that Project 2025 basically lays out Republican policy aspirations.

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    3 months ago

    Ok these have been going through my head all day…

    There once was a man who saw, The oval office furniture

    And while his pants did grow tight, He advocated for whites, But he just wanted to fuck couch cushions.

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      3 months ago

      There once was a man named Vance,

      who couldn’t keep it in his pants.

      One day he was lookin’

      at a pretty couch cushion,

      and the poor thing never stood a chance.

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      3 months ago

      keep working on it but it has potential. maybe swap “saw” for “envisioned”? couch cushions is great to end on

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        3 months ago

        There’s how they all go…I know where I want it to end, but the rest is up in the air

        My brain has been doing limericks all day, my first one ending with stains deep in the loveseat is the best anyways

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          3 months ago

          how about “there once was a man who envisioned / the oval office furnishings/”