Need to let loose a primal scream without collecting footnotes first? Have a sneer percolating in your system but not enough time/energy to make a whole post about it? Go forth and be mid: Welcome to the Stubsack, your first port of call for learning fresh Awful youāll near-instantly regret.
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If your sneer seems higher quality than you thought, feel free to cutānāpaste it into its own post ā thereās no quota for posting and the bar really isnāt that high.
The post Xitter web has spawned soo many āesotericā right wing freaks, but thereās no appropriate sneer-space for them. Iām talking redscare-ish, reality challenged āculture criticsā who write about everything but understand nothing. Iām talking about reply-guys who make the same 6 tweets about the same 3 subjects. Theyāre inescapable at this point, yet I donāt see them mocked (as much as they should be)
Like, there was one dude a while back who insisted that women couldnāt be surgeons because they didnāt believe in the moon or in stars? I think each and every one of these guys is uniquely fucked up and if I canāt escape them, I would love to sneer at them.
letās see how things are going on twitter
friend looked at this and said āah race science geoguesser guyā
Genomeguesser
āInexplicable Cimmerian Vibesā is the name of my next band.
Bonus points if this turns out to be the output of an LLM trained by phrenologists.
But all the band members have the Homer Simpson bodytype. Sadly Okilly Dokilly stopped.
omg, next time my wife asks me how she looks, Iām definitely dropping that ālegible magyar admixtureā
Edit: Didnāt work. She started talking about how in the old country, the Hungarians chased her family out of the village for being religious minorities. I give this approach 0 bags of popcorn and a magen david.
āBabe, youāre looking Haplogroup I-M437 tonight. No. Not M-437. Damn, girl, youāre an M-438.ā
When you really want to confuse your astronomy post-doc partner.
EDIT: Iāve been reliably informed that thatās too many Messier objects.
Thatās certainly one approach to commenting on someoneās picture. Pretty sure itās better to stick with the standard āWow! šššā but this certainly sticks out from the crowd?
the original is one of the new approach from the Dimes Square nazis, isnāt it?
In another forum Iām in, someone posted this article and asked if someone, anyone could understand it. I kept schtum.
most straightforward hegelian
jfc what did I just spend 20m reading
I got as far as āDimes Square bohemiansā in the fourth sentence before realizing that everything in that article I recognized, I would regret.
Oh no! How could she!
Oh my god I only now notice the title is a reference to Tiqqunās Preliminary Materials For a Theory of the Young-Girl, this is like a supercollision of dumbfuck cryptoreactionary nonsense Iāve obsessed over.
Excuse the rather formal philosophical latin but qvid in fvck?
I tried looking through the post to find out what possibly they could have to do with Hegel and found
Okay, first of all, itās like 5 pages, āmercifully shortā lol, go take a hike. Second,
This is in the first paragraph. I feel like reading this would make me devolve into an entire day of incoherent screaming and I have enough respect for my coworkers and loved ones to not subject them to that