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I wish I was able to fall asleep whenever I want

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I wish I was able to fall asleep whenever I want

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The Monkey's Paw@lemmy.fmhy.mlEnglish · 1 year ago

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I have insomnia and no sleeping pills, help!

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Granted. You fall asleep whenever you desire. However, you immediately shit yourself every time.
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  Worth it.

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