Joe Bitin’
This is one of those comments I read, think it’s clever, click back and start to move on. Then I audibly chuckle and have to come back and upvote it. Well done :)
Take my upvote and get out
They’re eating the babies.
They’re eating the toddlers.
They’re eating the votes… Of the people that live there…
That does it, I’m not voting for him.
Edit: he jokingly nommed on a turkey costume and an ice cream cone.
Honestly, if Trump did this it would completely change my view of him. Jokingly gnawing on a baby turkey leg is a very human thing to do, and I just could never see Trump doing it.
Fascinating article. Baiting the right to read it, then dropping truth on them?
Jenna Ellis, a suspended lawyer who used to work for Donald Trump and who pleaded guilty to “aiding and abetting false statements” in an attempt to overturn Joe Biden’s 2020 victory in Georgia, posted an article of Biden biting a baby on X, writing: “How is this real?”
Funny of you to think that they’ll read it.
If it converts a single R voter, it’ll have a bigger positive impact on the election than either of us will.
Americans can turn anything into a controversy, well anything except a convicted rapist vocally announcing his plans to start mass killing civilians using the army.
Honestly, I don’t care anymore. Next week nobody will remember, and they’ll find another random thing to yell about.
I really hope that’s true. As it stands I may have to flee the country if i don’t want to be dragged into the street and executed simply for existing.
Over my dead body friend…you are staying here and we are all fixing this country. No joke, no exaggeration, the union did it once we can do it again.
Family is safely outside, but man you are right about the union fixing this once.
Our fault for not finishing the job.
People: “That baby is so cute, I could just eat them up!”
Conservatives:
“Look how disgusting Biden is behaving!!!” “Yeah, I can’t imagine anything worse.”
Nice trick by Newsweek to include plenty of criticism of what is essentially an old grandpa having weird but harmless fun while also making sure that every criticism is coming from absolutely unhinged and clearly partisan people with no reliability whatsoever 😄
How have we arrived in a world where a grandpa can’t tell a corny grandpa joke anymore.
Next you’re going to term me that pretending to take your kids nose is akin to threatening torture under the Geneva convention…
In any other context, this could be excused or laughed off as a joke. But this is the President we are talking about! Everything he (or anyone around him) says or does needs to be taken as a serious death threat!! And especially with this guy, who has a well documented history of sniffing children. I guess this one just smelled too good to resist!
(Literally what everyone did with the Tony Hinchcliffe B.S. all week).
Yup racist “jokes” and having normal fun with kids are totally on the same level.
Racist to who? Oh I see, you are just inferring racism because in your racist head, everyone from a certain island that was joked about by a comedian is “a brown”.
Meanwhile, this is an actual physical attack from a sitting president on a defenseless child and you are totally fine with it!
You’re sick!!
Lmao, okay this has to be really bad sarcasm.
I literally couldn’t tell. Which is why I just Homered back into the bush rather than attempting to even reply. If it’s satire, it’s master class.
Never forget, cashing something sarcasm is the original Schrodinger’s joke. If it is satire, everyone is happy. If it isn’t then they’re put on notice that other people see this argument at that level. And I’m happy. Either way, I’m happy.
But honestly it’s the second paragraph for me.
They’re from sh.itjust.works, they’re just an attention-seeking troll
If Trump were president, he would playfully bite teenaged girls in the neck.
Neck seems optimistic
Bold of you to think trump would go down on anyone.
Trump is the kind of guy, who thinks women’s orgasm is a myth.
I mean, I can understand why he’d think that, given that he’s certainly never caused one.
I’m sure if Putin asked nicely enough…
McConnell with the facesitting fetish
exits stage left to vomit at the imagery
I don’t want to think about it at all
I didn’t either, but if I am cursed with this thought, so is everyone else.
No, straight on the pussy
This might encourage them. According to romance books, teenage girls are really into creatures that bite their neck
NGL, I’d be right up there with Joe chomping on those baby hammies. I fucking adore kids and babies.
I’ve chomped all my kids. Cuteness aggression is a thing.
The squeals when you give them raspberries are the best.
Even if they’re crying, it immediately makes them laugh and disarms their tantrum!
It’s a moral imperative! And don’t forget blowing “raspberries”
Normal people: Biden being silly for the kids at an event.
Conservatives: Biden, running critically low on adrenochromes at a White House event, goes full mask off and attempts to bite a baby in the full view of the public to get at the nourishing blood supply in it’s youthful veins before the foul necromancy that binds him to this mortal coil wanes and the shell that houses his damned soul is reduced to the dust of aeons gone by.
definitely not voting for that guy
The scenes drew sharp reactions from conservative influencers on social media
When every prominent “conservative influencer” is a bad faith jabroni paid by the Russians to divide our populace, this comment doesn’t carry a lot of weight
Oh, no! Not bewilderment and criticism from conservative influencers on social media!!!
I just want to say that baby’s turkey costume is using dish gloves for the “feet” and it’s so derpy that I love it.
