My daughter is 5 now. She’s discovered the joy of telling jokes. Unfortunately, her repertoire is painfully small. I’ve also realised most of my jokes are either not age appropriate or too situational.

What are best/worst kids jokes? Extra points for any that would make her teacher groan. Apparently she LOVES jokes. 😁

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    5 days ago

    Why shouldn’t you go the forest at noon?
    That’s when the ripe elephants fall from the trees.

    Why does the alligator have such a flat nose?
    Because he went to the forest at noon.

    Bonus points if you space them out a bit with unrelated jokes.