In a heartwarming story that will certainly have consequences for decades to come, little boys everywhere felt their hearts soar on Tuesday as American voters elected Donald Trump, showing the young ones that they, too, could someday grow up to be the most powerful sexual predator in America.
    • ZeroCool@slrpnk.netOPEnglish
      681·
      11 days ago

      Yeah, Reductress is a feminist spin on The Onion and they are not pulling punches.

      • asteriskeverything@lemmy.worldEnglish
        301·
        11 days ago

        A lot of Boy moms out there found this similarly reassuring. “My son sucks, and I was worried his inherently entitled personality and lack of boundaries would really hurt his life trajectory,” said Tyler’s mom, Jeanne McArthur. “Nice to know nothing can hold him back!”

        They came after Boy moms and killed it. I’m in love with them now.

        • ZeroCool@slrpnk.netOPEnglish
          333·
          11 days ago

          Yes, Reductress is the reason Trump won. Brilliant observation. Now run along, the grown-ups are talking.

          • CarbonIceDragonEnglish
            174·
            11 days ago

            because the person that tried and failed to stop the criminal due to not being very good at it is the real person to blame for a crime, rather than the criminal themself

            • LadyAutumn@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
              108·
              11 days ago

              That’s so smart and insightful of you! You’re so right the democratic party should do everything exactly the same all over again. It’ll totally win them the election this time!

              • CarbonIceDragonEnglish
                113·
                11 days ago

                that isnt what I said, I said they arent the ones responsible for Trump, not that their strategy was likely to work after it failed this time.

              • zarkanian@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
                2·
                11 days ago

                I hope they fired those consultants.

                What am I saying. They’re still taking advice from the people on Hillary’s campaign!

            • Eyck_of_denesle@lemmy.zipEnglish
              12·
              11 days ago

              I’ll frame it in a proper way for you. People of America preferred a rapist criminal over a dem. You can blame people all day but it’s a democracy after all and you have to be better than being “better than the opponent”.