🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 month agoAnon holds her bfsh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square110fedilinkarrow-up1644arrow-down110
arrow-up1634arrow-down1imageAnon holds her bfsh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 month agomessage-square110fedilink
minus-squarePugJesus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up39arrow-down2·1 month agoThis is why you should always ugly cry on the first date, to establish whether they’re gf material.
minus-squareZement@feddit.nllinkfedilinkarrow-up6·edit-21 month agoPick Up Parkour Artist… The most convoluted way to get into her/his pants.
minus-squarePugJesus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9arrow-down1·1 month agoIt’s not her pants I’m aiming for, damn you, it’s empathy and headpats! Can’t a man crave headpats from a pretty girl? 😭
minus-squareVictor@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·30 days agoGotta set the tone, boys! Let’s set the tone in here, now!
This is why you should always ugly cry on the first date, to establish whether they’re gf material.
Pick Up Parkour Artist… The most convoluted way to get into her/his pants.
It’s not her pants I’m aiming for, damn you, it’s empathy and headpats! Can’t a man crave headpats from a pretty girl? 😭
Nope, only pants.
Should I have added /s ?
Gotta set the tone, boys! Let’s set the tone in here, now!