• swlabr@awful.systems
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    12 hours ago

    on the first day* of christmas, techbros gave to me: a product that would unlaunch promptly!

    *just imagine we are in a world line where the days of Christmas start today, I guess

    • YourNetworkIsHaunted@awful.systems
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      2 minutes ago

      Skipping ahead a bit:

      On the twelfth day of Christmas the techbros gave to me:

      12 data centers 11 metaverses 10 whiny nazis 9 strictly worse trains 8 hallucinations 7 racist AIs 5 EN EFF TEEEEES 4 cyber cults 3 sex pests 2 crypto scams And a bunch of bullshit backed by VCs.