The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Lord Of The Rings Memes@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 3 days agoA hobbit diet can't do thislemmy.worldimagemessage-square14fedilinkarrow-up1393arrow-down112
arrow-up1381arrow-down1imageA hobbit diet can't do thislemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Lord Of The Rings Memes@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square14fedilink
minus-squareTootSweet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·3 days agoThat’s how the ring works. The first 20 years, you don’t age. After the next four, BAM Gollum.
minus-squareThe Giant Korean@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4arrow-down1·3 days agoSo the ring turns you Asian?
minus-squareWoodScientist@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·edit-23 days agoIf LotR was written by JK Rowling, prolonged exposure to the ring would turn you black. Gollum would be a minstrel show stereotype.
That’s how the ring works. The first 20 years, you don’t age. After the next four, BAM Gollum.
So the ring turns you Asian?
If LotR was written by JK Rowling, prolonged exposure to the ring would turn you black. Gollum would be a minstrel show stereotype.