• Mossy Feathers (She/They)
    46·
    14 hours ago

    This has some strong furry energy for some reason. Like, those are the kinda bumper stickers I’d expect furries to have, especially the “I eat sand” one.

    At the very least, this individual is a creature.

    • DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world
      7·
      3 hours ago

      Because the person with these stickers is assumed to know how to drive well, and that these stickers are ironic and a self-degrading joke. Unfortunely for the OP, they found out first hand that it wasn’t a joke and that their cat will never recover from this. The driver did warn them, unironicly.

  • Apytele@sh.itjust.works
    172·
    15 hours ago

    One time I backed into a bollard on my way out of the shop’s parking lot and busted my rear brake light. I love my mechanic because they understand that a) I’m a dumbass and b) as long as it’s cheap and safe to drive idgaf what it looks like or how long it takes to fix (my daily commute is public transit and their shop is within walking distance of a bus stop).

    • fahfahfahfah@lemmy.billiam.netEnglish
      17·
      14 hours ago

      You’re reminding me about how after years of flawless driving, I moved to a city and ditched my car for those car2go smart cars for a year, only to back into a van the first time attempting to park a zip car full sized sedan because my brain forgot that normal cars are bigger. Zip car immediately terminated my account.