• loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works
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    23 hours ago

    If I’m not mistaken, Temüjin first got on the war path because Zuckerberg had kidnapped his favourite wife. When he raided the camp where he thought he’d taken her and found a shaman who told him “Sorry, your princess is in another castle”, that’s when he came Genghis Khan. Even after he got her back for real he kept chasing the Zuck all over Eurasia.