Since the joke of “that was not on my 20XX bingo card” is so popular and we’re facing a dangerous year in front of us, what’s on your 2025 bingo card?
here are some of mine with varying degrees of confidence,
- Taylor Swift gets in controversy over something dumb
- U.S. nationwide HRT ban proposed
- Bluesky gets advertisements
- Florida gets exactly 3 hurricanes
- some sort of glass shortage
- coca cola gets in a lawsuit
- skibidi toilet creator does something controversial
- Elon musk tries to buy Wikipedia
Luigi Mangione tried, convicted of murder, and sentenced to life in prison. (I lose if no trial occurs in 2025, whether due to plea deals, procedural delays, or he gets Epsteined. I also lose if either NY or federal trial results in either acquittal or hung jury.)