• topherclay@lemmy.world
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      18 hours ago

      Mormons think that native Americans are Jewish because some Jewish people made an airtight submarine out of wood and took it across the ocean. I always thought of that airtight submarine as a fake whale when I was growing up.

      • meyotch@slrpnk.net
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        11 hours ago

        The wooden boat was marvelous. It was ‘tight like unto a dish’! Whatever the fuck that means.