Teenagers have had broccoli hair for the past 5 years. It’s boring. Invent a new fad already, I want a new thing to make fun of
Imagine a haircut like this instead. It was all the rage in Brazil back in 2002:
Still a hell of a lot better than that beiber swoosh hairstyle.
The broccoli hair of Gen Z and alpha is a revival of the '80s broccoli hair. Ultimately, we are mocking the boomers and Gen X.
That’s a fucking normal ass haircut wtf
Nah, not even. That’s a Flick, the minimal-effort 90’s-00’s version of the Greaser’s pompadour.
I recognize it’s not the same haircut, but it makes me think of this guy:
The guy from the UK Inbetweeners has the haircut.
I’m bad at faces, but he reminds me of a combination of Mike Birbiglia, Seann William Scott, and Anders Holm. (I had to look up two of those names.)
I’ve seen that format and keep wondering who that guy is. But I lack terms to look it up and then I forget.
Who’s that?
The other commenter in this thread theoretically answered your question. I’m not familiar with the character, so while they’re probably correct, I can’t make any observations on it. I only know him as the “You guys are getting X?” meme guy.
I think your original question suggests you are familiar with the meme, but just in case I misinterpreted, here’s a random example.
Just look up “eyebrow actor”, lol
Will Poulter in the movie “We’re the Millers”.
Still a normal haircut
It seems a bit much to me, as well as a bit dated, but not unusual, interesting, or offensive enough that I would look twice if I saw it in person. I agree, it’s not atrocious.
Bad hair? Lemme ‘mullet’ over.
Broccoli hair? (quick duckduckgo) oh, you mean an 80s perm?
I just assumed they meant the ramen do.
When was this guy a kid? I’m in my 70’s and only a few jocks ever wore anything like that.
When I was a teenager, the boys all had the Justin Bieber side swept kinda look
Nothing says “I will put something in your drink” quite like that haircut.
Is there a popular men’s haircut that doesn’t say that?
I used to get annoyed at the people cutting my hair when I’d ask for a crew cut, and they’d style it like this. It was everywhere in the late 90’s / early 00s, and I was never a fan.
I already posted but since I had to Google what a broccoli cut is, I felt the need to link something for old people like myself.
That said, these all look the same to me. It’s 35 pics of the same thing. It needs an extended Office Pam meme that spans pages. More fascinating, the article stated this hair involves actual perms. Perms. The 80s are back.
When it was zoomed out, I thought it was a pillbug
What’s wrong with that haircut? It’s neat and looks good and ladies like it. That broccoli cut is just atrocious.
When I was a kid it was the bowl cut, now that’s a travesty. The haircut in the picture is nice
The Suebian knot, a common hair style 2000 years ago. I'll take the broccoli over that.
But I'll like the viking hair styles more.
But I’m just a lazy fuck with a common ponytail because I don’t want to visit a hairdresser every few months.
I was born in the 70’s so i just get violent flashbacks
