Wasn’t he the token Italian kid in the TERF wizard school book?
How do I get this feeling that he might possible perhaps be Italian?
Just a little bit Italian.
Do you find it… wisible?
There is or was one from the Philippines named Cardinal Sin.
this requires its own tv series, with guns, lots of guns
It looks like Cardinal Sin died in 2085. I guess he was a mortal Sin.
when they elevate him to pope they get renamed, his should be like “tasty the 1st”
Got my vote for Pope, should we need a new one soon.
Given the latest reports, the current Pope is either going to make a full recovery or died a week ago. We’ll probably find out in about a week.
This is how I found out the Pope is in poor health.
Given how every election seems to out recently, they’re probably going to seek out the vilest, most fascist, hardcore traditionalist they can find who thinks Vatican II was tantamount to a pagan takeover or some shit. Fuuuuck
… have you read about any previous popes?
It’s only financial greed/dragon-like hoarding that prevents them from amassing a giant army.
They already punched the hitler youth tab on their ticket with benedict…
Pope Francis made a bunch of new Cardinals from all over the world, so nobody knows what will happen.
What if I declare myself pope? 🤔
David Graeber had a take on that before he died.
If you convince a billion people that you can breathe underwater, and then you go sit at the bottom of a lake, you’ll drown.
If you convince a billion people you’re the king of France… Then you’re the king of France.
So the question becomes, how many Catholic friends do you have?
You got some white smoke to back that up?
exhales his bong rip
Yeah.
I must first know his position on pineapple
He prefers the altar boys eat it everyday.
Jesus H Christ
Hey, taking the Lord’s Name in vain is blasphemy. Taking little Jimmy in the confessional? Grey area.
H for Hentai?
God dammit.
shudders
You are the funniest motherfucker on the internet today.
his position on pineapple
He goes on the pineapple, spiky part first - the needle-like pokes feel great on the ol’ pizzaballs
Pope Pizzaball!
He can’t just change his name to something kids love, just to love kids. Can he?
time to deliver a pizza ball!
