transcript: “Know where to draw the line! Always keep in mind that some articles, while cute, may impair your ability to sneak and catch small birds and rodents, essential to your survival.” (shows okay to maid dress, cat ears and thigh-highs but no to collar with bell)

  • EldritchFeminity@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
    61·
    12 hours ago

    Fun fact: If you roll your feet the right way when you walk, you can make your footsteps substantially quieter.

    Source: Somebody who has accidentally scared way too many people by walking up to them and asking a question.