Today, on my five minute lunch break (I’m allotted 30 minutes, but I give 25 to the company to be a team player), one of the leftoids I work with said he ‘might take a day off’ next week. Not to me.(Everyone I work with is a lefty and afraid to talk to me for fear that some hard work might rub off on them). Like, how are you supposed to get noticed if you AREN’T EVEN AT WORK!? He’s probably going to go ‘protest’ genocide or people not having affordable housing. I am very smart and cool.
You take 5 minutes for lunch and still call yourself a team player? What’s wrong with your desk that you can’t eat while working? Next you’re going to be telling me you go home at the end of the day and waste valuable company time on commuting that could have been saved by just sleeping in the office
By Ronald Reagans left testicle, you’re right! I need to get to the office. I have a LOT of emails to send. Good thing I’m not clocked in, so my failure won’t cost any company time!
You sleep? That doesn’t sound like hard work to me.
Fuckin’ A. Hardly a rise and grind mindset at all.
Git outta my way librul I did 16 hours at the ball crushing factory!
Meh the sarcasm could have been 16% better
See, this is why the LEFT controlled billionaires have all the power in the world: conservatives like you only have criticism and are unwilling to grow our conservative community based on our shared conservative beliefs.
on my five minute lunch break (I’m allotted 30 minutes, but I give 25 to the company to be a team player
WTF‽ Your lunch breaks are just polite things you’re not supposed to actually take any of. You better go grovel to your middle manager at once for this overnight!
I know just where to find him! I give him access to my wife on Thursdays. I’ll be getting that promotion ANY day now.
A weekday? Not a weekend? I am seriously starting to question your commitment to SparkleMotion. (I’m just guessing based on some clues you dropped, but that must be who you work for.)
Dance troupes? Excuse me, but I think dancing should be illegal. You can keep your elvis, hippie! I don’t care how many SUPPLE youths are involved!
Wow youre so smart!
7/10.
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Modern operating systems have spell check so I know you worked hard to look this stupid.
these are initialisms
“leftoid”
betraying how you have no interest in working with your fellows.
What a pathetic word.
I bet you unironically use “femanoid” too
In case you’re serious, this is satire, if you were sarcastic. Well done.
given OPs reply, I am not so sure. Happy to be wrong, if its satire it is well done.
But it comes across more as trolling
You accuse anyone who doesn’t have the same viewpoints as you, of being a “troll.”
Meanwhile, you’re not even in or from the United States and have no idea how our elections even work. What’s your gameplan?! lol
Bwamp bwamp
Got another lefty lunatic demonrat! Can’t get past words. Probably don’t even call your boss ‘sir’ when you deliver him coffee ( paid with your own money). I suppose that’s pathetic, too!?
call your boss Sir
Did you time travel from the 50s?
buy your boss coffee
Ok so you love the taste of boots.
Im going to presume you are a retired boomer who doesn’t know how the real world works.
Oh yeah, what is your job? Soros-funded protestor? Crisis actor? How do you know who your betters are if they aren’t stepping on you!?
lolwut
Checkmate, lib.
Bruh, really now.
