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I get to live in Eorzea? Sounds awesome!
40K is actually a brighter universe than our real life one. The Emperor might just win and make some sort of heaven on Terra for humanity, becoming a techpriest can make you immortal, there is an actual afterlife and source of free energy.
Meanwhile, we are doomed to be captured and tortured by Rocko’s Basilisk in real life, and the universe is doomed to repeat in cruel cycles.
We have been here before.
i never really “got” Rocko’s Basilisk. why would it kill you for not building it in the first place?
Because the people who came up with it assume it would have the same ego as them.
It’s also just Pascal’s wager in a robot costume.Roko’s Basilisk pisses me off so much.
It takes very little actual thought to see what it fails as a premise.
Don’t dare mention it !
I wonder if the Monster Hunter food will cure my aching back enough to let me lift a Charge Blade
Given the fact that 40k lore goes back to the present day and before that (the emperor as an immortal being exists way before the 21. Century), there’s a lot of room between you basically live in the same situation as before (just with a living emperor in your timeline) and you’re very much fucked (living in the 41. Millennium)
Stardew Valley! I’m gonna marry Leah for sure
More likely you never see the valley and are stuck in the city the PC starts in, or the war Jodi’s hubby is in for the first year.
Yeah, it was either Stardew Valley or Witcher 3 for me. (I wouldn’t last 5 minutes in Velen).
Minecraft. Say, whats that sizzling noi
eh, just make a few torches
DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE?!
FOR KARL!!!
ROCK AND STONE
ROCK AND STONE FOREVER!
IF YOU DON’T ROCK AND STONE YOU AIN’T COMING HOME
Cyberpunk 2077. Welp, with my current “savings” I am screwed. But at least I am into software development. Still gotta learn real fast
Everyone will live in that reality soon enough
Probably DC Comics. And it depends what my role in this universe would be. But knowing my luck I’d just be a random civilian that gets wiped out during the latest rampage by Atomic Skull or something. But at least everything gets reset every few years, so that I could live again to be super villain fodder another day.
As long as, if the need arrives, I have enough money for a witcher - I’m fine with this.
Star Trek, I’m going to Risa!!
Get the horga’hn!
I’d love being a holonovel author.
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My ass under Combine rule…
so not much different then
Pick that up!
How would this wish work if Kiki’s delivery service world is where I want to live, but my favorite world to read about or play in is Gotham?
You end up as a cute witch in a quaint Gothic town being hunted by Batman.
Batman’s going to call Constantine and things are going to get Dark…
You have to pick one as a favorite. No splitsies.
Discworld isn’t all that bad!
As long as you avoid “suicide” in A-M or any similar actions, you’re good. There’s the occasional attempt at dismantling the universe, but that happens in all multiverses if you think about it.
I’m going to Lancre with the witches.
How about we all live in Farenheit 451.
don’t we already?
Yes
I’m down for the traveling hobo book club