You should put your high school diploma and a stack of cash in your window.
Can I borrow the stack of cash
Just get $20 in 1’s put a single 5$ on top and get a $10,000 band around it .
Just drive with your Debian hat on. Nothing oozes cool like a distro cap.
I’m always boozin bhind the wheel n so the kids think I’m the bomb.com
William Rowe
And those evil fuckers (I’m a teacher, relax) will absolutely make fun of you
I think teachers learn to just lean into it.
If you can’t beat em
Pretty much yeah
You don’t make faces at them? If it gets out of hand you could always hold up a sign that says, “gEt GoOd sCrUb!”
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Why would you care whether random kids in a bus discus your “coolness”?
logically you shouldn’t obviously
but there’s something in a lot of our brains that wants to be the cool adult, chill with the kids and all that. often i half knowingly make sure my hair is looking good when there’s some teenagers in a bus. it’s not logical but idk, teens are brutally honest so if they approve of your vibe (by not making fun of you) - that means you’re cool, i think?? no idea
Why would someone not act 100% rationally 100% of the time?
Probably instinct from having to survive elementary school.
