• haidbz@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    2 days ago

    Hmm, this seems like it might be misinformation. Hang on, let me do some fact checking.

    Mmmmmm no, everything checks out, seems perfectly accurate to me.

  • Count Regal Inkwell
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    4 days ago

    Do you also turn into an even stupider version of yourself for a few hours after I ask too many questions?

    Can I manipulate you into partaking in a horny furry roleplay that I dare not ask my friends about because I’m embarrassed, even though some of them would be super into it?

  • Smorty [she/her]@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    5 days ago

    welll uhmm-- cn i maybsies jus plug u up with big boi retrieval tool lik i dunno duckduckgo search tool n u decid evri tim when to use it?? <3 <3 <3

    n alsuu lik - cn i jus say i clickd on ur profile soooo mani times cz i wantd to see de pfp!!! <3 isso gud n alsuu jus ur username is soo comfi bt alsuu spiky (electro!!! AAAAA gets electrectud owch) i jus wantd to say dis cuz u seem lik vrri comfi persn <3 <3 <3

    jus… jus kno ur importnt n liked n appreciated here pls pls <3

  • GluWu@lemm.ee
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    5 days ago

    HMU, I’m ugly and will tell you blatant lies. Subscription costs go up if you need more than 5 "you are pretty, you are smart, you are capable"s per month tho.