This instance has been in business for over 2 years, and the administration has decided to cash in and sell all user data to the highest bidder.
Myself (@walden@sub.wetshaving.social), @djundjila@sub.wetshaving.social , and @merikus@sub.wetshaving.social (our founding father and visionary) all thank you for providing us with your data over the years. By the time we split the proceeds 3 ways, we envision starting a rocket company, and electric car company, and running for President of the Fediverse.
There are other active wetshaving communities in the fediverse, so we urge you to take your pick.
https://lemmyverse.net/communities?query=wetshaving&order=active_month
So long!
You fools! You should have kept the instance running, and sold it to Phoenix Artisan Accoutrement, or Henson Razor!
They are welcome to bid, but so far have not returned my emails.
How is your valuation?
We dare not disclose this sensitive info, lest we guess a number that is too low.