This instance has been in business for over 2 years, and the administration has decided to cash in and sell all user data to the highest bidder.
Myself (@walden@sub.wetshaving.social), @djundjila@sub.wetshaving.social , and @merikus@sub.wetshaving.social (our founding father and visionary) all thank you for providing us with your data over the years. By the time we split the proceeds 3 ways, we envision starting a rocket company, and electric car company, and running for President of the Fediverse.
There are other active wetshaving communities in the fediverse, so we urge you to take your pick.
https://lemmyverse.net/communities?query=wetshaving&order=active_month
So long!
I am bidding 3 bananas.
You are currently the high bidder. Keep in mind that we have not set an end time for the auction.
I’ve been in the rocket business, and have repaired golf carts in the past. Best of luck with your future endeavors. May the farce be with you …
OMG HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO US?!?!
You fools! You should have kept the instance running, and sold it to Phoenix Artisan Accoutrement, or Henson Razor!
They are welcome to bid, but so far have not returned my emails.
How is your valuation?
We dare not disclose this sensitive info, lest we guess a number that is too low.
I almost forgot what day it was.
Glad I am bearded and only rarely enjoy a luxurious shave of my neck with my DE razor.
I totally get it. What good is user data if it hasn’t been sold yet to the highest bidder?
I hope you all enjoy your fat stacks of cash. You’ve earned it.
