Noooooo. Was meant to dump my bags by the door and head back out to buy groceries but somehow managed to lock myself out even though this unit door doesn’t actually self-lock… actually idk how it worked because normally you can only lock it from the inside after the door is shut, and you can only lock it from the outside with a key…
Anyway, thank fuck my friend who lives down the road and has my spare keys is on his way back from a site out east, and crucially, has NOT yet left for a 4 day work trip to Halls Gap.
Sitting in the shopping centre across the road staying warm and enjoying supermarket dolmades. It’s tempting to buy a bag of chips but I really have a protein craving more than anything else.
E: back in. No fish curry for me tonight. But I’ll be sure as hell making it tomorrow. Old lil eggplants, fresh green beans, 4-year-old Baba’s fish curry powder, oñons, bitta tomato paste and coconut milk.
Hey Kitten.
Hope you’re ok.
Did you manage to get back into your unit?
Yeah my friend rocked up half an hour ago thank goodness. It turns out it is possible to lock the door from the inside and then close it :|
Will be making extra copies of keys to put under doormat and in office…
Thank goodnes for your friend still being around!
Careful of leaving it under the doormat. Maybe get a lanyard or wear on a hidden necklace
There’s a security door for the block of 3 units and I’m on the top floor. Nobody comes up here unless I’ve asked them to. I’m taking the risk. Not wearing it on me and I’ll be outta here in a few months anyway.
Nice! What was your address btw?
Another little burst of warm weather coming up for this weekend. 🌞
that will be nice
You’ve got beach now. Pop on a bikini and mosey on down for a swim. 😊
And what a beautiful picture as well 🤩
MOAR! 🌶️🌶️🌶️
Yeeesssss 🌶 🌶 🌶
The batch of hot sauce I reluctantly made abt this time last year didn’t survive the move - developed an undeniable layer of grey vicious mould. I will learn next time…
Printer has ink, everything sorted, still being massively obstructive. I guess HP stands for Hot (steaming) Poop
boss yeah I’m gonna send ya a couple servers to configure.
me: aight.
boss: I need them done by tomorrow
me: doable, but you’re building an 8tb stripe, that alone is gonna take about five hours jsyk.
boss: also I have just realised you go on leave next week so I want everything possible done right now. Even things that can wait. Even things that aren’t anywhere near being implemented.
boss: I am going to send you every email under the conceivable fucking sun and demand you answer them instead of building my servers.
boss: I’m also gonna let a client scream at you about something I did
boss: and I’m gonna ask you if you’ve done something that I explicitly said I’d do three weeks ago
boss: and then I’m gonna send you another couple servers.
boss: I want these ready to ship to client tomorrow.also I have just realised you go on leave next week
So he’s going on leave next week too.
Time for a new boss
the joy of working for a small business, I rang him up and as soon as he answered the first words out of my mouth were “Are you fucking high”
😂
christ I love it when customers try and throw their dick around “Raaar none of our other suppliers needed this data” like they fucking know what they’re doing.
You don’t sound big mate. You sound like an absolute cock who has no idea what the fuck he’s talking about. Sit the fuck down.
Thought I was having a good day till I discovered my id tag fell out of the holder on a lanyard.
I might have to foot the bill to replace it :(
Don’t you love when you have a banh mi place that every time you get one you’re just, like, “this is the best banh mi I’ve ever had”? Also love when you’re eating a banh mi and you get that moment when you’re staring down a chilli thinking it won’t be so bad but also know it’s going to punch your mouth up in the most delicious of ways?
I’m a happy girl.
Yes but lately I’ve been making my own. That way I can put as much coriander and crackle as I like without asking.
My latest (made with roast pork. Not belly)
put as much coriander
Yuss!
Don’t listen to the people with the genetic coriander soap thing it’s their loss.
ewwww. It tastes like soap
yeah. I bet your mummy cuts the crusts off your sandwiches
(I haven’t had a smoke all day. I have hard to hear opinions)
Oh my…🥰
Regular Fridays with beer ❤️
That looks absolutely delicious!! And yes, excellent points about being able to do your own unhinged ratios with no judgement.
I’ve never had one of these before.
Apparently there’s a place in Bentleigh that seems to review well that makes these.
Do yourself a favour and grab one.
I’ll have to see. I’m really trying to save money at the moment.
Shop around. You can buy one for around $10.
Looks good to me.
I think that’s how much the Bentleigh one costs.
I wasn’t going to buy my lunch tomorrow, but banh mi 🥲🥲
There’s a banh mi place near work that’s good. I’ve only ever had the tofu version, but I should swing by in the morning and have the breakfast banh mi because even the tofu tastes great
This sounds like an excellent idea, enjoy your breakky banh mi!!
40% through Project Hail Mary. ♩♫♪♩♬!!
Amaze! Jazz hands!
🙏🏻
Yes Yes Yes!
A random cat is in my back yard and the local birds are all panicking. Rather unusual coat pattern.
The first time a friend said she had a “two faced” cat freaked me out.
Give the kitty a pat!
(bring savlon)
What a stunner!
Looks like a chicken!
It has been over two weeks since I have watched the hobbit or lotr 😟 I do listen to a little bit of lotr audio book most days.
But I did watch Dark again.
Dark is so damn good
Woohoo I love early work shifts. Heading home at four instead of 730 feels like I’m getting out of prison years before I’m supposed to
My last job was 9:30 to 6, probably the main reason I quit. A friend works 5am to 1pm which I’m a bit jelly of.
8:30 till 5 and I hate it. Means I either need to life admin stuff on my lunchbreak or time off to do it. 7am - 3pm with the occasional 6am - 2pm was such a sweet deal at my last job!
I got chatting with the guy who cleans the park dunnies, 4am to midday.
Early release for you due to good behaviour.
Time for some bad behaviour 🙈🥂🍻🍻🍻
👍
Have discovered it is possible to spend silly amounts of money on screen doors.
Then went to the plant nursery. Ouch, and did not buy the life size cheetah statue.
The cats are booked in the resort for Easter Holiday. The rates are unholy over this time period.
I am starting to feel a little overwhelmed regarding unpacking and setting up
just so much stuff to organise
so I watched tv.
a real weepy too but I loved every minute of the show
There’s no hurry. As long as everything is safely out of the old place and you have the essentials at hand it’s fine to take it slow and settle in
life is short!!
But your cup can be as deep as you choose
