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Smells like the soiled diaper of a 79 year old man with dementia and orange skin.
Get Rump Fragrances
Someone called out that this is literally the brand from 1984.
Sheesh
It’s just too on the nose to be real sometimes
Has to be real because it seems so fucking absurd.
« Eau de toilette »
Eww a toilet!
Ya, & get it… emoluments… my best one of the week I have to say
Smells like ketchup & overcooked beef
Would you look at that it’s real. Satire and politics are dying
“I peed in that”
-Eric
Just placed an order for a large bottle of eau de moluments
He’s so hilariously pathetic lol
Bet it smells like gasoline, piss, shit, spray tans, ketchup and a colon impacted with McDonalds and cholesterol.
I guess they’ve captured the aroma of dumpster fire.
I bet it smells like child rape and failure
I smell bullshit
